Jason: apparently philly made "distracted pedestrian lanes" on some sidewalks, did you see any? it was an april fools thing, but will be around all week
Jason: so like, people could walk and text in them
Jason: pretty clever i thought
Mark: i did not notice them.
Mark: then again, i'm too busy looking at my phone.
Mark: j/k. usually i'm too busy looking for walking lanes around distracted pedestrians.